That's how you do it

I was just walking through town and almost bumped into a young man, say 25 year old, maybe less, handing out flyers for a nightclub (the sort that get you in for free, or two for one).

We side-stepped each other and, though I saw him look me up and down, he otherwise ignored me.

Then, from behind I heard him exclaim "Wow, you two will definitely get in!". I hardly needed to look to see the two twenty-something year old women walking along enjoying their shopping.

They reacted with a smile and a "no thank you, darling".

And they chuckled to themselves as they carried on walking.

I carried on too, (half) smiling to myself.